Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
foreskin is a definite game changer
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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