So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You need a sexual gate keeper
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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