Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
porn star boner night. come get it.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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