We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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