THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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