I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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