I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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