Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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