If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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