Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Randomize
