This girl is more easily done than said...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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