you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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