Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
