we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
