One girl and one boy is just not enough.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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