Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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