STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
so much tequila, so little girl.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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