Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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