i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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