I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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