i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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