when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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