i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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