Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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