mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
