something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
