Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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