It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I party with great urgency now.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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