somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
