hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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