YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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