If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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