had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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