He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
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