What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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