he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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