Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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