Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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