when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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