I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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