Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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