i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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