Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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