if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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