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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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