Is it normal to miss your booty call?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
