Porn is love you can see.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Its about making memories worth repressing
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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