the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
