Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
