Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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