Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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