i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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