what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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