I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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