im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
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