i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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