sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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