is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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